Honda isn’t launching a “sixth sense” app for people who are walking and checking their phones. Planet Fitness doesn’t have a new line of treadmills that are covered in grass and snow. Tongueprinting isn’t the new fingerprinting. White Castle isn’t getting into the onion-flavored whey protein business. Smithfield hasn’t launched bacon-flavored breakfast cereal. You can’t buy this nitrous oxide speed booster for your 3D printer Walt Disney World isn’t selling kale churros ![]() This meal delivery service for remote campsites isn’t real.ĭollar Shave Club isn’t introducing ghost pepper wipes This is a fake credit union for millennials This AR app for business innovation is fake Siggi’s is not launching fermented shark yogurt This app won’t teach you how to speak whaleįunko isn’t selling a spray that will protect collector’s boxes from damage Ikea isn’t coming out with a combination dog collar-selfie stick, a phone-holding bed pillow, or any of these other screen-holding products Stonewall Kitchen isn’t selling used jams The new Sonic merch based on a meme version of a character is a joke Southwest Air isn’t selling a virtual home assistantĪ DC-based solar company isn’t opening up coal plants These kids went on an Easter egg hunt with no eggs to find. Grapes covered in chocolate egg wrappers □ This kid got an “apple” phone for Easter. ![]() The Marines are not renaming their drill instructors.įacebook isn’t going to let you see who viewed your profile.Īrchaeologists haven’t discovered porg bones.Ī Kraken hasn’t been spotted on the Thames river in London. The BBC fell for this fake story about Brexit emoji. Army isn’t going to start delivering 3D-printed pizzas to soldiers by drone NPR’s Sunday puzzle isn’t ending after 30 years The Denver Broncos’ Von Miller wasn’t traded to the Cleveland BrownsĬBC radio did this segment with an actor impersonating U.S. This isn’t a real trailer for a highly-anticipated DC comics adaptation ![]() The Pittsburgh Steelers aren’t putting their logo on both sides of the helmet Ken Jeong wasn’t cast in an upcoming Indiana Jones film Stephen King isn’t running for Governor of Maine Lin Manuel Miranda isn’t writing a musical adaptation of Tommy Wiseau’s The Room Rent the Runway isn’t starting a rental service for dog clothes.Ī stock photo site doesn’t just do free cat photos now.Īmazon’s next headquarters is not going to be on Mars Wag! and Glamsquad have the exact same prank idea as Petco. Petco isn’t launching a salon that will make you over to look more like your pets, but someone probably will actually do this, one day. Hpnotiq, the liquor company, isn’t launching a cryptocurrency called Hpno-CurrencyĬhildren’s Healthcare of Atlanta isn’t also a vet’s office nowĮverywair isn’t a system for making sure your whole house smells like cat litterįacetune isn’t making a version of their app for catsĮHarmony isn’t getting into dog matching. Sam’s Club isn’t launching a cryptocurrency called “bulkcoin” Houzz isn’t launching a cryptocurrency called “HouzzCoinzz” Tumblr isn’t launching a cryptocurrency called Tumblcoin Wikipedia has some subtle jokes in the trivia on their main page. Google Australia didn’t team up with a popular Australian YouTuber to re-brand Google as “googz.” Google Japan hasn’t invented a way to let you swipe your finger on your regular old keyboard to draw handwritten letters. Google Israel isn’t launching a hummus API. Google maps is now a game of Where’s Waldo.Īdobe isn’t actually launching this new Illustrator feature for hungry designers. images.ĭiscord’s insane video announcing a new fake feature makes me start to sweat. Several subreddits on Reddit have some pretty clever April Fools’ ideas: r/nosleep (a scary story subreddit) is now a Backstreet Boys fan page, and r/itookapicture has banned all. IBM isn’t launching a Model Q quantum keyboard ![]() Snapchat has a filter that makes it looks like Russian bots like your Facebook posts. Roku hasn’t introduced socks that work as a remote control. Netflix hasn’t acquired the “personal autonomy” of Seth Rogen.
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